Katinka Min 2 years ago good reply!!
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Lorraine 2 years ago I don't think this one is that bad since it's not exclusive yet. Amanda Panda 2 years ago Him: Lorraine 2 years ago That's a new take on whispering sweet nothings. Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Some call it stalking, I call it love! Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Hilarious. Her ex owes you one!
ShellyJacqui Manning 2 years ago Sounds like you should???? Amanda Panda 2 years ago You should have bought him a penis pump Sonja Simek 2 years ago at least he washed his hands. Amanda Panda 2 years ago I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion Tessa Bakker 2 years ago I think that's sweet ;.
Michael Bluth 2 years ago I an actual ankle weight would have been just as bad. Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Good he was a serial dater, not a serial killer! Claudio Campagna 2 years ago So, you're the worst date for him! Kjorn 2 years ago wait MD 2 years ago..
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MD 2 years ago Take it as a compliment. Erin Byrnes 2 years ago Oh damn! Amanda Panda 2 years ago If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time! La 2 years ago Embarrassed because he didn't realize it was you or embarrassed because it is you?
Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago You should have continued your romance online. Ulysses 2 years ago That could be just an accident though. Lorraine 2 years ago Wow, this one is pretty bad. Nash Nopper 2 years ago damn! Tessa Bakker 2 years ago What is wrong with that??
You could have joined her in the duets. Sonja Simek 2 years ago sounds like a 12 year old!
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MD 2 years ago LOL, I would like to meet this guy. Stephen Barber 2 years ago it's the combination.
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Use proper spelling and grammar. Spell check and re-read your sentences before you send them. Make sure you have all punctuation necessary.
Emoticons are your friend. It can soften a message and convey a cheeky or flirtatious tone. Unless something really stands out, find something a little further in to talk about. It shows you went through and actually read her profile. Keep it short and pithy. Trim ruthlessly and cut out any excessive words or unimportant details.
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Find something that genuinely intrigues you about her. Stay positive and playful. She should always open her inbox and smile; lightheartedness is key. Avoid being mundane or generic. You have to be a bit creative and put some thought into it.
Bring it up to her casually. It was for The Lion King. They added a hunchback just for me. Anyway, how are you? Been playing with my nephew and his new puppy in a flower patch all day while helping to feed the homeless. I pretty much love and respect all women. Thank you for enrolling in a relationship with your name.