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ShellyJacqui Manning 2 years ago Sounds like you should???? Amanda Panda 2 years ago You should have bought him a penis pump Sonja Simek 2 years ago at least he washed his hands. Amanda Panda 2 years ago I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion Tessa Bakker 2 years ago I think that's sweet ;.

Michael Bluth 2 years ago I an actual ankle weight would have been just as bad. Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Good he was a serial dater, not a serial killer! Claudio Campagna 2 years ago So, you're the worst date for him! Kjorn 2 years ago wait MD 2 years ago..

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You could have joined her in the duets. Sonja Simek 2 years ago sounds like a 12 year old!

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