She was probably in her early fifties. She was thin and tired-looking and she introduced herself as a Life Coach.
She led us to a back room big enough to fit a single table and a few chairs. She handed us each a stack of papers stapled together. I have never seen a woman move so fast. She snatched the materials out of our hands and ran off to the front of the room to check with the cashier. Sam shot me a look. Sam forked over the money and we took our stapled stack of photocopied papers. The front cover had a picture of some kind of Japanese cartoon animal on it, you know, with the giant sad eyes holding a broken heart?
Something that should be named Pom Poko or whatever. Here are some of my actual notes from that night. The first lesson was to understand Yin and Yang. Yin was female power and Yang was male power. There was no cure for this, either. If you got to this point, you were pretty much just fucked.
That was the only talk of slavery, by the way.
Men think about sex every three seconds. She recommended that we create professional business cards with our limited contact information to give out strictly for dating purposes. At this time, I would like to to present these principals to you. Once you have identified the man you want, using these rules you SHOULD get you that ring in no longer than nine months. He was everything I wanted, older, rich and white!
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After three hours, we were finally free. We stood up from the wobbly chairs and left the musty-smelling room. We walked out with the Life Coach and said our awkward goodbyes. We watched her get into her Ford Focus and drive off. Back to her Rich, White Husband. Sam and I went to get food and many drinks. We decided that our yin and our yang were about as balanced as they were going to get that night.
We decided that our Life Coach looked a lot like Erykah Badu and that we mostly felt sorry for her. Nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. You may unsubscribe at any time.
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